She will be the end of me...

She's a nut... a monster... but I love her.

She is into EVERYTHING lately. I don't know what to do. Her brother was the exact opposite. Today she managed to try to scale the end table, causing me to spill garlic butter sauce (MMM PAPA JOHNS) all over myself and stain my new jeans. Then she got the gate open and got into the kitchen, got into brother's crayons and markers, and somehow found a magazine (which I realized right before she starting tearing into it). There's nothing she can't get into, it seems. I think I'm really.... really in for it with her.

Someone hold me.......